Fighting Monsters with Rubber Swords

BBoW Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob Sunday mornings are usually pretty relaxed around here. We don't go to church, the Ba...

Three little monsters Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob It's been a while since I've really had much to say here. I have...

Well, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits . Goodbye, George... (Edited to add the explanatory link, which I seriously...

Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob Sorry I've been feeling sort of quiet these days, but you know how it goes. I have been t...

I was all set to post something about Father's Day, and I might still do that. But I just found out that Tim Russert died today of an a...

A nice person sent me a scan of a review of Schuyler's Monster from the Summer 2008 issue of Brain, Child , which calls itself "th...

So if you've ever thought to yourself "Say, I like that Rob guy's voice so much, I could listen to him for HOURS," then to...

The fam Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob A local free monthly called Dallas Child , asked me a few months ago to contribute an a...

Purple fairy Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob I don't like deleting posts, as a rule. But after sleeping on it for a night,...

This is one of those things that if you're an author, it feels so truthful that while it's really funny, it also stings just a bit. ...

I've donated Beelzebug to Texans Can! , an organization that helps at-risk kids get an education. They came and picked her up today. Th...

... and friends Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob About two hours to the southwest of here, there's a town called Glen Rose. ...

"We are Making a New World" (1918), Paul Nash At a Calvary near the Ancre One ever hangs where shelled roads part. In this war He ...

Schuyler's Monster Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob I have more information on next weekend's event in Fort Worth. -----...

Storm Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob In my dreams, Schuyler almost always does the same thing. She talks to me. She's al...

Beelzebug and friend Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob It was eight years ago almost exactly that we bought the '99 VW Beetle...

I never know what I'm going to write about here, and really, it could be anything. (My elderly but faithful car Beelzebug is going to g...

The father of one of Schuyler's friends at school left this comment on an earlier post, and I thought since it was left as a public comm...

I made it into this week's Tagged! , a weekly video series about books on the Barnes and Noble website. It's hosted by Molly Pesce,...