Fighting Monsters with Rubber Swords

Tough girl Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . It's weird, 2007 felt like it lasted about thirty minutes. You know, this time ...

It's funny, because we both sort of lose our composure a tiny bit in this one, and yet despite that (or maybe because of it), I think it...

Transcript: Rob: So for years, I wrote online about my life and my life with Schuyler. I didn't write a lot about Julie. She had ask...

Transcript: Julie: She is the embodiment of extraordinary, and I don't say that lightly. She is like the best part of me. She's,...

Transcript: (Thanks to our good friend Pat!) Rob: So I guess it's the first question that most authors get: What is your book about...

At last, ultimate power Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Have a nice holiday, whatever flavor you celebrate? We had a good one...

Schuyler & Santa, 2007 Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Schuyler saw Santa tonight, in what is apparently becoming a holiday ...

Schuyler's Edible Monster Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . In regards to her birthday, I think we really screwed with Schuy...

Happy birthday, Schuyler. You mean more to me than I know how to say, although I'll never stop trying. (By the way, if you've sent ...

Schuyler Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . The monster was unusually present this weekend, albeit held at bay. Schuyler partici...

Two Jaspers and a pug Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Well, okay, enough of the PajamasMedia idiocy. I'll just have to be...

As you'll see when you finally get a chance to read SCHUYLER'S MONSTER , I don't shy away from talking about my own shortcomings...

Schuyler and Tiny Schuyler Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . I've written another essay over at PajamasMedia , adapted from ...

SCHUYLER'S MONSTER Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . For those of you living here in the fine, fine Republic, I am happy to ...

Schuyler Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Living our lives in such a public way, even before the book, has occasionally led to ...

As an ugly American, I haven't heard of any of the parties involved, including Heat Magazine, but the sentiments are familiar. Make fun...