Fighting Monsters with Rubber Swords

It's crunch week here at the Fancy Pants Book Boy Blog. I am three chapters away from completion, and while I'm obviously cutting i...

Schuyler & Santa, 2006 Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Schuyler has always had a strong association with Christmas, being ...

Schuyler at sunset Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . I was driving home today and listening to NPR, and a story came on about a ...

Happy birthday, Monster Girl.

Don't eat that. Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . We were sitting for a delightful dinner at Chipotle last night. Schuyler ...

Schuyler and Tiny Lulu Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . And then, things are back the way they were before. Except of course, ...

ESB Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . (Originally posted on Monster Notes .) I'm writing this on the plane as I return to Texas ...

Martian Ambassador Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Schuyler's best friend had a birthday party today. I've mentioned S...

Hi there. Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . It's the season of birthdays here. Mine was a couple of weeks ago, and yesterday wa...

Laughter Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . (Written for Monster Notes .) With less than a week to go before my media panel in Ne...

Don't eat that. Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . (Originally posted at SCHUYLER'S MONSTER .) With less than a week to ...

Disturb the comfortable Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . I put a new sticker on my car, replacing all my snotty political dogma wit...

The crash survivior and the Talent Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . It is possible to hate the media without being a paranoid c...

Trunk Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . So I've mentioned the duckpond right outside my door before, right? It's very n...

Just don't call me "distinguished". Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Anyone who has read me for a while knows tha...

AUTHOR: Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . It's been three months of contract negotiations and working out all the tiny details, ...

(Originally posted at SCHUYLER'S MONSTER .) An observant blog reader spotted this in the Sunday edition of the Winnipeg Free Press: Blo...

Yes. No. Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Schuyler and I bought these Chuck Taylors over the weekend. Think of it. Shoes wit...

The expression that can move mountains. Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Like many nights these days, I was up pretty late writ...

Yo. Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . There's not much new to report about Schuyler other than the completely uninteresting ...