Fighting Monsters with Rubber Swords

Just don't call me "distinguished". Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Anyone who has read me for a while knows tha...

AUTHOR: Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . It's been three months of contract negotiations and working out all the tiny details, ...

(Originally posted at SCHUYLER'S MONSTER .) An observant blog reader spotted this in the Sunday edition of the Winnipeg Free Press: Blo...

Yes. No. Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Schuyler and I bought these Chuck Taylors over the weekend. Think of it. Shoes wit...

The expression that can move mountains. Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Like many nights these days, I was up pretty late writ...

Yo. Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . There's not much new to report about Schuyler other than the completely uninteresting ...

Dear Democratic Party, Please don't fuck this up. Lovingly, The Rob

S Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . I just walked in from putting Schuyler on the bus. This is almost always the worst part of ...

Wicked Witch of the Chucks Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Yesterday morning, after we'd gotten ready for school but befor...

NYC Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Those of you living in the New York City area might be wondering to yourselves, "Say, I wonde...

First of all, I want to thank everyone who has been concerned about my health. I really appreciate it. I've been thinking about this al...

"She turned me into a newt." Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . First off, no, I haven't had my little pebble baby ...

Back in the ER Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Come on, everyone, chant it with me. Pee! Pee! Pee that pebble! Pee! Pee! P...

Gimp tag redux Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . So last night I got this massive pain in my left kidney, like I had been kicked...

Just wanted to take a moment to let everyone know that I will be crawling out of my little writing cave for two public events in the coming ...

Monster Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . I just finished the chapter describing Schuyler's condition (the beginning paragra...

Schuyler Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . I ran across this while researching something for my book, and it resonated so strongly with ...

Ballerina artist Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . Typically, when I write a blog entry, I start with the topic and go from there. When...

Look out for the Debbil! Originally uploaded by Citizen Rob . For those of you who might be religious in nature, I have two things ...

I've been staying away from politics for a while, mostly out of depression over the failure of the Democratic Party and the mainstream m...