(At lunch, Dallas Museum of Art cafe)
Julie: (Splitting a pepperoni and mushroom pizza with Schuyler) Go on, try the mushroom, Schuyler. It's good.
Me: Bleagh.
Julie: Don't listen to your father. Mushrooms are tasty.
Me: Don't do it, Schuyler. They taste like feet!
(Schuyler eats the mushroom.)
Me: See? It tastes like feet, doesn't it?
Schuyler: Nooooo...
Julie: Ha!
(Schuyler laughs, then leans over in her chair and points to her ass.)
That's a great story! She is so cute!
ReplyDeleteShe is quite the comedian! Did y'all bust out laughing when she did that?
ReplyDeleteToo cute.
ReplyDeleteBwwaahaha! Nice!
ReplyDeleteMark G.
haha! That is hilarious! Speaking of funny stories, while reading this, my son came up to me and said "Mommy I don't care who you are..." with a very serious look.
ReplyDeleteWhat?
Seriously. She is smart and cutting edge. She rocks.
ReplyDelete--Jenn
She has her father's sense of humor...
ReplyDeleteShe is SO your daughter. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteHa, grinning from ear to ear, here. I love mushrooms, but my kids don't. It's the texture that puts them off, more than the taste, I think.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteIf I'd been eating pizza when she replied like this, some of it might have come out my nose.
Ahahahaa!!! She cussed!
ReplyDeleteHere's hoping I'm not the only one who thinks that it's cute.
Sadly, not the first time. Apparently I occasionally say "motherfucker" when I drive, and have heard her vowels-only attempt to repeat it from the back seat. She must have an astounding and foul vocabulary, but Julie and I are the only ones who understand what she's saying.
ReplyDeleteOnce she takes the next step of spelling on her own (rather than just the words she's given), she's going to be the George Carlin of the 1st grade crowd.
Heehee! I only hope my kid has that much personality some day. You're both right, it just depends on the variety of nasty fungus.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree on the mushroom question. Schuyler is wise beyond her years ...
ReplyDeleteThat. Is. AWESOME :)
ReplyDeleteI discovered your blog today and wanted to drop you a note to tell you that I loved reading about your daughter. I have a 16 year old who keeps me in stitches.
ReplyDelete*still laughing*
ReplyDeleteOnce she takes the next step of spelling on her own (rather than just the words she's given), she's going to be the George Carlin of the 1st grade crowd.
Dude. The Seven Words You Can Never Type on the BBOW.
Fight tha power, Schuyler! Eff tha hall monitors!
(Well, don't, but you know what I mean.)
Lol, that is funny. I like that. She is funnier than many folks that I know.
ReplyDeleteHeheheh. Go Schuyler!
ReplyDeleteHow many 'naughty' words can she access on the BBoW at the moment? The kids I've met at 1voice generally say things like 'yuk' and 'bum' and 'poo' at that age... and by 11 they've generally got access to some good ripe Anglo-Saxon words. :)
mushrooms taste like feet...that's an insult to feet.
ReplyDeleteHa, that's what Deafboy thinks about mushrooms, too! Although I prefer Schuyler's way of expressing it.
ReplyDeletehaha! That is too funny. She's a character.
ReplyDeleteI honestly haven't laughed that hard in quite a little while :)
ReplyDeleteShe's a sharp witted one.